
by Adam Glickman
Most men have been there at one time or
another. That moment when total sexual exhilaration turns to
pure panic and fear...fear that the "little astronaut" out
on his moon walk has lost his space suit. Fear that the
knight is no longer wearing his shining armor.
The number one reason that condoms break or slip off during the horizontal mambo
is that the Johnson in question was not properly dressed. Like shoes or bras,
careful consideration must be given to condom size. Yes, all men are created
equal - but in very different shapes and sizes when it comes to the trouser
department. And while it may not be the size of the wave that floats your boat,
when it comes to choosing a condom, size does matter.

A recent survey by Durex Condoms revealed that the length of an erect penis
can range from four to nine inches, while penis widths can
vary from just over one inch to more than two inches. The
Durex study also found that 50% of the almost 3,000 survey
respondents felt that the condoms they regularly used did
not fit properly; 25% said the condoms were "too tight," 10%
said they were "much too tight," and 15% responded that the
condoms were "too loose" or "much too loose." Not
surprisingly, 42% of those surveyed indicated that condoms
should be "better shaped." A whopping 44% of those surveyed
reported they had experienced condom slippage or breakage
problems in the past.
The Durex study concluded, "Given the wide range of penis sizes and the
relatively narrow range of condoms designed to fit them, it is perhaps
unsurprising to find that 50% of respondents felt that the condoms they use
did not fit them properly. The answers provided also indicate that condoms
which don't fit properly are more likely to break during use..."
Another study performed by La Trobe University in Australia examined the
effect of penis dimension on the probability of complete condom slippage
and/or condom breakage in actual use. A total of 3,658 condoms were used by
184 men. Over the course of the study, 16% of the men experienced at least
one instance of breakage and 19% experienced complete slippage. The study
concluded that condom breakage was strongly associated with penis
circumference, particularly for men with above-average girth. In fact, each
additional centimeter of penis circumference beyond the average 13.19 cm
increased the risk of breakage by 50-100%. Like the Durex study, the
researchers concluded, "This finding suggests a need to increase either the
range of condom sizes currently available or the [girth] of currently
available condoms."

It is no secret that many men dislike wearing condoms. Some Men say that
condoms interfere with sex, "get in way," or "kill the
mood." Most of the time however, these problems arise
because the man has difficulty putting on the condom, or is
concerned that the darn thing may slip off.
If a
condom is difficult to put on due to size issues, the little
soldier may suddenly be unable to stand at attention. A
survey conducted by the University of Sydney, Australia
found that two-thirds of the men surveyed reported they
"sometimes" or "often" lost their erection while trying to
put on a condom. Of course without an erection, a condom is
impossible to put on at all. While many men struggle to put
on ill-fitting condoms that are too small, many others
experience anxiety that the condom may slip off their
slimmer girth. This anxiety can also interfere with the
ability to keep the flag at full mast. Condoms that are too
loose increase the odds of slippage or leakage.
Paradoxically, one of the most common reasons condoms slip off is because they
are too tight or too long - if not fully rolled down, the ring at the base can
enter the man's partner and be dragged off. Condoms that are too short also
increase the risk of exposure to STDs. When condoms are too tight, breakage and
slippage is more likely to occur, and sensitivity can be significantly
diminished.
The reality is that condom size is very important. Unfortunately, unlike
penises, most condoms around the world today are made in a very narrow range of
sizes. In fact, the overwhelming majority of condoms do not refer to size at
all, and simply are marketed as a "one size fits all" product. While a few
companies like Trojan have shown some sensitivity to the size issue by producing
some larger sized models, very few such products exist, and even fewer are
available for those needing a snugger fit. Millions of men continue to struggle
with the "one size fits all" mentality that the condom manufacturers apply to
condom size, often leading to very unfortunate results. Given the inherent
difficulties in measuring customers to ensure a more tailored condom fit, condom
producers simply continue to force round pegs into square holes.
The one size fits all concept of condoms is about to change. A revolutionary
new line of condoms that features 55 different sizes will
now ensure that every man will have a condom that fits him
properly. Backed by two patents in ten countries, They-Fit Condoms are available in a multitude of length and girth
combinations. This new line offers sizes that go well beyond
the limited range of sizes currently available, from three
inches long to ten inches long, and from super slim to extra
roomy. For the first time ever, condoms are being sold like
shoes or bras.
TheyFit Condoms protect both the
wearer and his partner, reducing both risk and anxiety. "Men
everywhere, regardless of their size, will finally be able
to get a condom that fits properly in order to have the
safest and most enjoyable experience possible," says Frank
Sadlo, the inventor of TheyFit Condoms.
Of course,
comfort is what consumers will notice most of all about
TheyFit Condoms. A custom "wrap" job for each man begins
with the simple "Fit Kit," which can be downloaded from Condomania's Web site. The "Fit Kit" enables a man (or even his
enthusiastic partner) to quickly and easily measure his
penis length and girth according to the Fit Kit's
proprietary sizing chart, which then display's the
appropriate custom condom size. The dozens of available
sizes ensure that men of all shapes and sizes will be able
to be dressed properly for their big events.
Men need
not worry how they measure up with the "Fit Kit"; the
proprietary numbering system is not relative to actual size.
Thus ordering a box of B88's is no more embarrassing than
ordering a box of Z11's. According to Sadlo, "It is
important to note that these numbers are not relative to
other letters and numbers, so that no one will be self
conscious about the size of the They Fit Condom they buy."
The Fit Kit and They-Fit Condoms are available at Condomania.com and at Condomania's New York City store. The condoms are
competitively priced at $12.95 per dozen.