Considering the wide variety of lengths and girths among schlongs, it's insane that condoms are still pretty much one-size-fits-all...or at least, one-size-fits-most. That's where a new line of prophylactics from Condomania comes in: TheyFit condoms come in 55 DIFFERENT SIZES!!!^*

—Not only that, they're truly tailor-fitted, based on length AND girth!!! The "head" of Condomania says TheyFit condoms take into consideration nearly EVERY COMBINATION of length and girth...so unless you're built like a cake, they've got something for you!!!

—TheyFit Condoms range from 3 inches to 10 INCHES long, and from "super slim" to "extra roomy", so there really is a comfortable fit for everyone. And if men all had perfect-fitting jimmy-hats, they'd be more likely to wear them, and the rubbers themselves would be less likely to break or fall off.

—Now I know what you're thinking: How do you know which of the 55 DIFFERENT SIZES^* is right for you? Simple: You use the TheyFit Fit Kit!!! It's a measuring device that you can print out on your home computer; it comes with all the instructions for wrapping it around your package then choosing the appropriate size based on your measurements. (—Just watch out for paper cuts!!!)

—Here's one more perk: The sizes are all given number-letter combinations like B-88 or Z-11 and it's not like the bigger the number, the bigger the rubber. It's much more random, so that guys don't have to be embarrassed about ordering the smallest one.

(—You can find out all you need to know at http://secure.condomania.com/TheyFit/...and that's also where you can download your very own Fit Kit to determine which of the 55 DIFFERENT SIZES^* is right for you!!!)

Copyright 2003 KISS FM 97.9 - September 25, 2003

^*TheyFit launched in 2003 with 55 sizes. Due to popular demand we have expanded, as of August 2006, to 70 sizes with a goal of 95 total sizes in the coming months!